July 2009
8 posts
A running man whose name was necessarily Ichabod.
Tim Meadows, in a kitchen-boy’s outfit, smoking outside of the Prudential Center, I swear.
a man whose eyes were upside-down
(à la)
My little cousin: That looks like the... What were the Mayflowers on?
Me: The Mayflower?
Her: That looks like the Mayflower!
yelled across a parking lot at night
Man 1: You enjoyin' this hot weather?
Man 2: ... no, I don't like it.
Man 1: Me neeva! I wish I was in San Diego with like a million dollars enjoying the best weather ever!
A grumpy-looking, overweight, befreckled redheaded boy wearing a black shirt featuring a large grey basketball, mostly obscured by sinister shadows. Beneath the graphic, the shirt read simply, “BASKETBALL.”
What a statement to make.
A small, pale boy, with dark tousled hair and glasses, lugging a backpack twice his size and squinting as he tried to explain something to his mother, wearing a tee shirt that advised:
Deny Everything